dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
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How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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