remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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