did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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