It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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