we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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