5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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