He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
There is a man playing a trumpet at this brunch and I hate life. Too hungover for this. Send help ASAP.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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