I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
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