Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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