Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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