I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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