The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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