? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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