i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
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It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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