If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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