I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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