I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
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He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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