I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
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Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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