That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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