I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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