What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
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You're right, stupid question.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
I had to steal sneakers from my man of the night. I dipped. But then realized I left my purse in his house. So I had to stash the shoes in some bushes and wait for him on the stoop. Then after he watches me leave, I run back and get the shoes cuz I didn't wanna be taking my hour long journey home through London at 3 pm in my six inch wedges and club dress
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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