So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
this boner is exhausting
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
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Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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