did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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