Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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