You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
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We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
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Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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