On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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