Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
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It is literally 8 in the morning.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
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Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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