Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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