in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I'm in a subway station watching a tranny do her makeup. This is like watching a unicorn giving birth.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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