Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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