found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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