Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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