sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
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2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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