I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
