So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Worrying about "What smells like cat pee?" is so much easier than worrying about "What am I doing with my life?"
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
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