I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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