i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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