I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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