their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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