Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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