so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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