Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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