I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
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Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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