distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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