yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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