the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
In the past year, I've fucked 3 Dave's and you've fucked 2 Dave's. That's a lot of Dave's in our vaginas.
We need to start a soap opera called the Dave's of Our Lives.
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