Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
I will pee on everything he values.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Randomize
