yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
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I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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