im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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