Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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