The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out