Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
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The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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