My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
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